With self-effacing humor and frankness, my stories remind the reader that they are not the only ones who experience misadventure. Join me on a walk through my lemon orchard as it gets fertilized, you’ll leave with a laugh and a smile.

Walk with me as I relive youthful adventures of finding a dead bullfrog in a creek and being attacked by a three-inch long snake.

Continue the journey as I moved into adulthood where most people will relate to my battles with a computer … and other things-mechanical.

You’ll laugh out loud as I describe the gruel that tried to take over my kitchen, the elderly woman who passed me as I attempted the 26.2 marathon, and the fox on the golf course whose actions contradicted many golfers impression of their game.

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